ok
50 Things Girls and Guys Should Know
Current mood: 
content
Alright ladies, dont mean to sound like a dick, but I read this things called “50 things girls wish guys knew.” and it came off as kindof bitchy to me…so I have to turn this arround cause not all guys are assholes, and not all girls are sweethearts either.
PS . The first line is what girls wish guys knew, the second is what guys think girls should know…
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew…
AND 50 THINGS GUYS THINK GIRLS SHOULD KNOW
1. Don’t tell us when you think other girls are hot.
-1- Then dont tell us when other guys are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
-2- Dont we tell you the same thing?
3. If you don’t act like soap-opera guys, don’t expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
-3- If you dont dress like models, maybe we shouldnt act like soap opera guys.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
-4- Some guys actually do
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
-5-Spooning too much has been clinicly proven to cause severe lower back pains and neck cramps.
6. Just because you L the C doesn’t mean we have to S the D.
-6- First look at number 11. Second spitting is unfair, because we cant spit.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don’t call = Don’t Care.
-7- Welcome to the 21st century, the phone works both ways.
8. Which also means that if we don’t call, take the hint.
-8- Fine then…take OUR hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
-9-This ALSO goes both ways…
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
-10- Well then say something
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
-11- This ALSO goes both ways.
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
-12- This doesnt apply to ALL girls…
13. We’re allowed to be late . . . you are not.
-13- We arent always lieing when we are late, unexpected stuff DOES happen.
14. Eye contact is key.
-14- Depends.
15. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.
-15- Whatever you girls are wearing when we go out, I am sure it looks fine.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
-16- Dont roll your eyes at ours!
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
-17- Three words… girls-are-hippocrits
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
-18- back to number 1, girl groupies= attracted to other male
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
-19- back to honesty…dont fake them
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
-20- Do not start with us…its enough to deal with once a month.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn’t think so.
-21- Would you like it if a girl treated your little brother that way?
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
-22- If we ask nicely, all we get is attitude anyways.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
-23- Then PICK ONE and lets go!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
-24- Then lets keep it at once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
-25- Say THANK YOU when we open the door…even at your house and getting into our car.
26. We love surprises!
-26- HEY! so do we…get the point? Goes both ways ladies…
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
-27- Then find the right guys…im sure half of us out here are waiting for you to ditch Butch over there for the guy right under your nose…
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
-28- Quit taking surveys and tests every day and just live for the moment!
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
-29- We dont ask you to wear a g-string every day.
30. Clean your room before we come over.
-30- HAH!! Half you girls are worse slobs than we are.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
-31- I think ALL guys can agree that some of you could use a tic-tac.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
-32- When we suck at going down on you its because you need to shower.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
-33- Well isnt that cute… well even tho you are bitches and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are too…
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I’ll be with you’re best friend and he lasts for hours.
-34- SEE! THATS WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!! BACK STABBERS
35. Don’t act hard around your friends because I won’t make you hard tonight.
-35- Stop threatening us with sex…its not everything you know…
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
-36- Well then, maybe it is time to dump your bf and look for a new one, but wait most ladies like the guys that treat them like shit.
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
-37- neither is all that make up you cake yourself in.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we’d be a porn star not your girlfriend.
-38- Then dont tell us to experiment with new ideas to spice up the sexual portion of the relationship.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn’t right.
-39- Girls that cry are cute…but girls that cry or whine ALL THE TIME are annoying…
40. Don’t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
-40- Speak for yourself.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
-41- Hey we have alot of things to remember when EVERY DAMN DAY OF THE YEAR IS ANOTHER SPECIAL DAY!!!
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
-42- You know…girls should satisfy guys too…this ALL does go both ways…
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
-43- Then FEEL the burn…get the idea?
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
-44- Heres a thought…when we ask you if something is wrong…that means “nothing” is not a legitimate answer…how about this…TELL US WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!!!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
-45- If we are not a good dancer…dont drag us on the fucking floor…
46. Just because a girl doesn’t pick up on the first ring doesn’t mean she’s not waiting by the phone.
-46- Who usually picks up on the first ring anyway?
47. You don’t have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
-47- HA! Yeah right.
48. Don’t say you love me if you don’t mean it.
-48- If a guy says he loves me then most likely he does, because by saying I love you to a lady puts the guy into a bad situation if he was lieing. Honestly, no women is worth going through the trouble that he would face by lieing about saying I love you.
49. Don’t lie to us . . . we will catch you.
-49- OH so its fair for you to lie cause we cant catch you??
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
-50- Then dont bitch when we tell our best friends about you!!
