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1 – Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
2 – Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
3 – There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
4 – The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.
5 – A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes
6 – There are more chickens than people in the world.
7 – The longest one-syllable word in the English language is”screeched.”
8 – On a Canadian two-dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag.
9 – All of the clocks in the movie “Pulp Fiction” are stuck on 4:20.
10 – No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
11 – “Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.
12 – Almonds are a member of the peach family.
13 – There are only 4 words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
14 – A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
15 – An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
16 – Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
17 – In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
18 – Al Capone’s business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
19 – The characters Bert & Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra’s “It’s a WonderfulLife.”
20 – A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
21 – A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.
22 – It’s impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
23 – The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
24 – In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
25 – The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
26 – The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
27 – There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
28 – The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
29 – A cockroach can live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
30 – A polar bear’s skin is black. Its fur is not white, but actually clear.
31 – Elvis had a twin brother named Aaron, who died at birth,which is why
Elvis’ middle name was spelled Aron: in honor of his brother. It is also
misspelled on his tomb stone.
32 – Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
33 – More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane
crashes. (Not any more!)
34 – Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.
35 – Shakespeare invented the words “assassination” and “bump.”
36 – Marilyn Monroe had 6 toes on one foot.
37 – If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
38 – Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
39 – Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.
40 – The sentence “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter in the English language .
41 – The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
42 – TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
43 – The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
44 – A snail can sleep for 3 years.
45 – American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class
46 – The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
47 – Vatican City is the smallest country in the world with a population of 1,000 and a size of 108.7 acres.
48 – “I am.” is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
49 – No president of the United states was an only child.
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50 Things Girls and Guys Should Know
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Alright ladies, dont mean to sound like a dick, but I read this things called “50 things girls wish guys knew.” and it came off as kindof bitchy to me…so I have to turn this arround cause not all guys are assholes, and not all girls are sweethearts either.
PS . The first line is what girls wish guys knew, the second is what guys think girls should know…
50 Things Girls Wish Guys Knew…
AND 50 THINGS GUYS THINK GIRLS SHOULD KNOW
1. Don’t tell us when you think other girls are hot.
-1- Then dont tell us when other guys are hot.
2. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
-2- Dont we tell you the same thing?
3. If you don’t act like soap-opera guys, don’t expect us to dress like Victoria Secret models.
-3- If you dont dress like models, maybe we shouldnt act like soap opera guys.
4. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
-4- Some guys actually do
5. There is no such thing as too much spooning.
-5-Spooning too much has been clinicly proven to cause severe lower back pains and neck cramps.
6. Just because you L the C doesn’t mean we have to S the D.
-6- First look at number 11. Second spitting is unfair, because we cant spit.
7. This is how we see it . . . Don’t call = Don’t Care.
-7- Welcome to the 21st century, the phone works both ways.
8. Which also means that if we don’t call, take the hint.
-8- Fine then…take OUR hint.
9. We like you to be a little jealous . . . but overly possessive is not necessary.
-9-This ALSO goes both ways…
10. Putting things in our butt does not turn us on.
-10- Well then say something
11. Return favors: we massage, you massage; we go down, you go down; we shave, you shave (and not just your face).
-11- This ALSO goes both ways.
12. Foreplay is not an option . . . its a prerequisite.
-12- This doesnt apply to ALL girls…
13. We’re allowed to be late . . . you are not.
-13- We arent always lieing when we are late, unexpected stuff DOES happen.
14. Eye contact is key.
-14- Depends.
15. Don’t take longer to get ready than we do.
-15- Whatever you girls are wearing when we go out, I am sure it looks fine.
16. Laugh at our jokes.
-16- Dont roll your eyes at ours!
17. Three words . . . honesty, honesty, honesty.
-17- Three words… girls-are-hippocrits
18. Girls can be groupies. Guy groupies are stalkers.
-18- back to number 1, girl groupies= attracted to other male
19. We never have to wonder if your orgasm was real.
-19- back to honesty…dont fake them
20. Do not start with us. You will not win.
-20- Do not start with us…its enough to deal with once a month.
21. Would you like it if a guy treated your sister that way? We didn’t think so.
-21- Would you like it if a girl treated your little brother that way?
22. If you ask nicely, we usually answer the same way.
-22- If we ask nicely, all we get is attitude anyways.
23. We will never have enough clothes or shoes!
-23- Then PICK ONE and lets go!
24. We have an excuse to act bitchy at least once a month.
-24- Then lets keep it at once a month.
25. Open the door for us no matter where we are . . . even at our house and getting into the car.
-25- Say THANK YOU when we open the door…even at your house and getting into our car.
26. We love surprises!
-26- HEY! so do we…get the point? Goes both ways ladies…
27. We liked to be kissed softly, not with an iron tongue.
-27- Then find the right guys…im sure half of us out here are waiting for you to ditch Butch over there for the guy right under your nose…
28.Pay attention to the little things we do, because they mean the most.
-28- Quit taking surveys and tests every day and just live for the moment!
29. Boxers and maybe boxer briefs sometiems . . . NEVER whitey-tighties, NEVER!
-29- We dont ask you to wear a g-string every day.
30. Clean your room before we come over.
-30- HAH!! Half you girls are worse slobs than we are.
31. Always brush your teeth before you see us . . . a fresh mouth and white teeth are a necessity.
-31- I think ALL guys can agree that some of you could use a tic-tac.
32. When we use our teeth it means that you suck at going down on us, so we are just returning the favor.
-32- When we suck at going down on you its because you need to shower.
33. Even though you are sometimes insensitive and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are.
-33- Well isnt that cute… well even tho you are bitches and hurt us, we still love you with everything we are too…
34. Hit it and quit it, because later I’ll be with you’re best friend and he lasts for hours.
-34- SEE! THATS WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT!! BACK STABBERS
35. Don’t act hard around your friends because I won’t make you hard tonight.
-35- Stop threatening us with sex…its not everything you know…
36. Sometimes “NO!” really means “NO!”
-36- Well then, maybe it is time to dump your bf and look for a new one, but wait most ladies like the guys that treat them like shit.
37. “Wife Beaters” are not an adequate form of fashion.
-37- neither is all that make up you cake yourself in.
38. If we wanted to be on video tape, we’d be a porn star not your girlfriend.
-38- Then dont tell us to experiment with new ideas to spice up the sexual portion of the relationship.
39. Sensitive guys are great . . . but crying more than we do in a movie just isn’t right.
-39- Girls that cry are cute…but girls that cry or whine ALL THE TIME are annoying…
40. Don’t let ex-girlfriends cause drama, relationships are stressful enough.
-40- Speak for yourself.
41. It takes a special kind of stupid to forget birthdays.
-41- Hey we have alot of things to remember when EVERY DAMN DAY OF THE YEAR IS ANOTHER SPECIAL DAY!!!
42. Guys who are good cuddlers = guys who know how to satisfy a woman.
-42- You know…girls should satisfy guys too…this ALL does go both ways…
43. “Fat Chicks” have feelings too.
-43- Then FEEL the burn…get the idea?
44. Silent treatment, shoulder shrugs, tears, yelling and nasty looks all add up to . . . YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG!
-44- Heres a thought…when we ask you if something is wrong…that means “nothing” is not a legitimate answer…how about this…TELL US WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!!!
45. If you are not a good dancer, please be self-aware.
-45- If we are not a good dancer…dont drag us on the fucking floor…
46. Just because a girl doesn’t pick up on the first ring doesn’t mean she’s not waiting by the phone.
-46- Who usually picks up on the first ring anyway?
47. You don’t have to spend a lot, if it means a lot.
-47- HA! Yeah right.
48. Don’t say you love me if you don’t mean it.
-48- If a guy says he loves me then most likely he does, because by saying I love you to a lady puts the guy into a bad situation if he was lieing. Honestly, no women is worth going through the trouble that he would face by lieing about saying I love you.
49. Don’t lie to us . . . we will catch you.
-49- OH so its fair for you to lie cause we cant catch you??
50. When the girls get together, we talk about EVERYTHING. Meaning my best friends know everything about you.
-50- Then dont bitch when we tell our best friends about you!!
what they say we should know
1. Express yourself. It makes us proud, even if someone thinks you’re wrong.
2. You look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes.
3. Bare, tan shoulders are underrated.
4. If you think I’m speeding now, you should see me drive when you’re not in the car.
5. If you’re truly interested in us, don’t play hard to get.
6. Shopping is a chore, not an activity.
7. When I screw up, go ahead and tell me–once.
8. No question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I’m inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.
9. I’m hot for you, not your sister or your friend or your coworker.
10. My guy friends. Not only are they not negotiable, they’re your best sign that I’m not a whack job.
11. Don’t be afraid to ditch the makeup. Natural is sexier.
12. Leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked ain’t pretty.
13. You can have sex with us any time you want. Seriously.
14. When the game is on, we will pay attention to you if you’re nice about it. Bark, and we shut down.
15. I don’t ask for directions because I’m just happy to be driving. Anywhere.
16. Masturbation is merely practice for the big game. Encourage it.
17. We crave hugs and hand-holding too. And no, it doesn’t always have to lead to sex.
18. But you can have sex with us any time you want. Did we mention that?
19. There’s no better sound in the world than you, having an orgasm.
20. Though the exhaust note of a Ferrari is pretty damn fine, too.
21. I just may lie to make you feel good. Don’t be angry about this. You really weren’t looking for the truth anyway.
22. When you get angry over some stupid little pointless thing, I question your intelligence.
23. You’re really bad at faking it.
24. If I offer my help while you’re getting ready, it means you’re late.
25. Never ask me to pick out your outfit. (See above.) I will invariably get it wrong and make us even more late.
26. Giving me two or three choices, however, can be fun. Assuming you will change outfits in front of me. Slowly.
27. Err on the side of hot; I love to show you off.
28. Unless we’re meeting my parents.
29. When you call us at work “just to chat,” we’re not really listening; we’re checking our e-mail.
30. Spring means baseball and skirts. Doesn’t need to be a mini-skirt; it’s been a long winter.
31. Chicks who drink beer are hot. Better yet: chicks who drink beer and watch the game. Better still: chicks who buy us a beer during the game.
32. We don’t mind being told we look good. Just don’t call it a “cute outfit.”
33. We love ponytails.
34. Being good in bed means a) enthusiasm; b) a sense of humor; and sometimes c) patience.
35. The first time? We’re as nervous as you are.
36. A random unexpected grope is always welcome, even in public. Especially in public.
37. Make us laugh and we’ll want to hang around.
38. Yes, I laugh really loud around the guys. And I always will, so deal.
39. Sure, men stereotypically like to solve a woman’s problems. But a woman who solves her own while we watch? Instant erection.
40. You can pick the movie, but have a reason.
41. Do not expect to have a conversation via text message unless you use the words “naked” and “waiting.”
42. Sometimes we wonder why any woman would want to be with us, much less someone as amazing as you. So, thanks.
43. Anytime you cook for us, we’re happy.
44. If you can hit a golf ball 150 yards, we just might fall in love.
45. No, I don’t remember what he said next. Or she. Or anybody, for that matter. I’m a guy, not a tape recorder.
46. We love you even more because you know we need to go out with the guys once in a while.
47. And we love it when you hang with us guys, too.
48. We have a keen sense of imminent danger. It sounds like, “Do you think she’s pretty?”
49. Don’t rely on us for keeping you up on the news.
50. Never say, “I know you better than you know yourself.” Nobody does.
So there you have it..the Top 50 things we guys wish our partners knew! Now go grab your special someone and read the list together!
an interesting take
50 Things You’re Not Supposed To Know
October 7th, 2008 (Posted by maverick)
Not sure how true these are, just use it for a laugh and don’t quote me 
1. The Ten Commandments We Always See Aren’t the Ten Commandments
2. One of the Popes Wrote an Erotic Book
3. The CIA Commits Over 100,000 Serious Crimes Each Year
4. The First CIA Agent to Die in the Line of Duty Was Douglas Mackiernan
5. After 9/11, the Defense Department Wanted to Poison Afghanistan’s Food Supply
6. The US Government Lies About the Number of Terrorism Convictions It Obtains
7. The US Is Planning to Provoke Terrorist Attacks
8. The US and Soviet Union Considered Detonating Nuclear Bombs on the Moon
9. Two Atomic Bombs Were Dropped on North Carolina
10. World War III Almost Started in 1995
11. The Korean War Never Ended
12. Agent Orange Was Used in Korea
13. Kent State Wasn’t the Only — or Even the First — Massacre of College Students During the Vietnam Era
14. Winston Churchill Believed in a Worldwide Jewish Conspiracy
15. The Auschwitz Tattoo Was Originally an IBM Code Number
16. Adolph Hitler’s Blood Relatives Are Alive and Well in New York State
17. Around One Quarter of “Witches” Were Men
18. The Virginia Colonists Practiced Cannibalism
19. Many of the Pioneering Feminists Opposed Abortion
20. Black People Served in the Confederate Army
21. Electric Cars Have Been Around Since the 1880s
22. Juries Are Allowed to Judge the Law, Not Just the Facts
23. The Police Aren’t Legally Obligated to Protect You
24. The Government Can Take Your House and Land, Then Sell Them to Private Corporations
25. The Supreme Court Has Ruled That You’re Allowed to Ingest Any Drug, Especially If You’re an Addict
26. The Age of Consent in Most of the US Is Not Eighteen
27. Most Scientists Don’t Read All of the Articles They Cite
28. Louis Pasteur Suppressed Experiments That Didn’t Support His Theories
29. The Creator of the GAIA Hypothesis Supports Nuclear Power
30. Genetically-Engineered Humans Have Already Been Born
31. The Insurance Industry Wants to Genetically Test All Policy Holders
32. Smoking Causes Problems Other Than Lung Cancer and Heart Disease
33. Herds of Milk-Producing Cows Are Rife With Bovine Leukemia Virus
34. Most Doctors Don’t Know the Radiation Level of CAT Scans
35. Medication Errors Kill Thousands Each Year
36. Prescription Drugs Kill Over 100,000 Annually
37. Work Kills More People Than War
38. The Suicide Rate Is Highest Among the Elderly
39. For Low-Risk People, a Positive Result from an HIV Test Is Wrong Half the Time
40. DNA Matching Is Not Infallible
41. An FBI Expert Testified That Lie Detectors Are Worthless for Security Screening
42. The Bayer Company Made Heroin
43. LSD Has Been Used Successfully in Psychiatric Therapy
44. Carl Sagan Was an Avid Pot-Smoker
45. One of the Heroes of Black Hawk Down Is a Convicted Child Molester
46. The Auto Industry Says That SUV Drivers Are Selfish and Insecure
47. The Word “Squaw” Is Not a Derisive Term for the Vagina
48. You Can Mail Letters for Little or No Cost
49. Advertisers’ Influence on the News Media Is Widespread
50. The World’s Museums Contain Innumerable Fakes
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